Somethings wrong.....

"Something's wrong with me. I feel awful. I can't hardly stand it. I'm about to freeze". If I had not been hoodwinked before, I would have sworn that this afternoon Moma would pass on to the other side. She moaned and groaned and carried on. She wanted a "nerve" pill (she has none). Then she said, "What's a Tylenol?" I told her it was for pain and asked if she hurt somewhere. She said, "No, I can't explain it". She is such a drama queen. We left her here while we went out to eat. I warned my sister that she was "pitiful". When we got home, she was mean and nasty. Back to normal...............