Yes, I am Fat!

This morning while getting ready for church, I heard Moma's door open. She peeked into the bathroom and said in her most polite voice "May I have some breakfast?" I answered her affirmatively and opened the door to the bathroom. My robe was open a tad, and as I went to secure it, I heard, "MY GOD I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WAS SO FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" in her most judgemental voice. I hate her.