T-8 and counting

She should be tired from throwing so many hints about her birthday, but today's was a CLASSIC! It will go down in the record books! At lunch, she said in her high pitched sarcastic voice, "What you gettin' for Christmas?" Surprised, I said, "Christmas? Moma that is 6 months away!" She said, "What is this?" I said, "JUNE" She said, "Oh my birthday hasn't even come yet has it?" Nice one. And I thought she was the slow one.....no, that would be me.