You can count on it

You know those things in life that you can set your watch by? Those things that you can count on to happen every time? My grandmother has a few of those going on. Like, every time she gets up from a nap or a night's sleep, she is going to ask "What is today?" Just before any meal time, she'll start asking "What time is it?" and "You gone cook dinner?". The one that gets me the most though is when I make tea, I know that I know that I know that she is going to lift the lid, burn her finger and drop the lid down really fast. She does it every time! I guess that goes to show the old saying is true....You can't teach an old dog new tricks.