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Thursday, April 8, 2010

Shhooooooweeee!

Directions:
You know that 4 letter word that is used as an expletive, a noun and a verb? It basically means "number 2, BM, or boo boo"? Insert that word every time you see this ****

Tonight, I was cooking supper. I had things under control and decided to run to the bathroom while supper cooked and Moma slept. All of a sudden, she knocked on the door in a panic and burst through it. "Julie.....(gasp) Julie!" I looked up and saw a serious mess on her gown and in the floor. "Julie....come help me! I'm a ****ing everywhere!"
No more details. Just know it was a serious mess. So, the next time you think you've had enough, remember this post!

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