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Monday, March 29, 2010

Oh to be 40 again.....

I remember when I turned 29, I was a little depressed. When I turned 39, I was afraid my life was nearly over. Little did I know that one day, I'd long to be in my 40s again. I like to say that 50 is the new 30, but 51 feels like, well....51. (sigh) Oh the joys of menopause....excuse me, I mean peri-menopause because I am NOT over the hump yet. I am on the 24th day with my monthly visitor who popped in after not visiting for 7 months. My very precious compassionate MALE doctor prescribed me 14 days of Provera instead of an instant fix (D and C). PROVERA! (In case you are not familiar, this hormone makes you brutally honest and a source NOT to be reckoned with. Children shield their faces and grown men tremble in my presence. I could literally "go off" at any moment for any reason. My family, especially the precious princess, are not safe. Someone seriously should intervene on their behalf.
Now, in that frame of mind, I have to go to school and be a testing administrator. State testing is a very stupid archaic ritual that should be stopped but, I won't get on my education soap box at this time. Needless to say, I am stressed and my nerves are shot, and I am NOT NICE....and I am just loving being a nasty old crone. And that is only after 4 days of Provera.
All that said, Moma was a complete donkey's rear end today, but I let her live. However if she wakes me up at midnight tonight like she did last night in my bathroom with my self-tanner in her hand because she was "eeeeeeeeeeeeetching", there will be a funeral.

5 comments:

cosby2 said...

Nothing like a well-tanned Moma!!! Hope you're feeling better soon.

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