(Moma enters the kitchen and gets between me and the TV)
Her: Hey, I'm kinda hungry. Ye got anything to eat?
Me: Yes, hold on just a minute.
(She rounds the table toward the refrigerator)
Me: Sit down, I'll get it.
(I fix her a small bowl of cookies and cream ice cream)
Her: What kind of ice cream is this?
Me: Cookies and Cream
Her: It ain't good.
Me: Don't eat it.
Her: I'll try to
Me: Don't do me any favors.
(a little time passes-she continues to eat)
Her: Did you buy this?
Me: Yes
Her: Well, don't buy it anymore. It ain't no good!
(she shoves her empty bowl toward me on the table)
PRECIOUS!
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