Hissy Fits

Moma has pitched so many hissy fits lately, I couldn't possibly describe them all, but I'll do the next best thing: 

Hissy Fit Quotes by Little Mildred

• Julie, the way you're a acting makes me like you less and less.
• (When told that Jesus was listening to her pitch a fit) I don't give a damn WHO is listening!
• You can take that wheel chair and cram it up your ass.
• You are just taking advantage of my age so you can get the wheel chair (? not sure what she meant)
• Poor little dogs....can't have NOTHING!
• Just kiss my ass....all of you!
• I'm gon eat this. I'm saving it for later.......and I ain't gon feed your damn dog!
• Get that wheel chair out of here! I don't like looking at it! (She tried to push it off the porch)
• (Christopher was scolding her for being ugly to me) I don't know why she hadn't kicked your ass out of here yet!
• Shut up! Shut-up! Shut-up! (over and over, with her fingers in her ears and shaking her head)
• You are the hatefulest people I know.
• I'm gon tell them (who?) how y'all are treating me! I'm gon tell on all of you!

Of all the fits, the wheel chair fit was the most precious. She is too vain to have a wheel chair! She also pushed it out on the deck (and I brought it right back in). It's a battle of the wills (and I am not winning).