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Saturday, July 3, 2010

Hey!

Moma: Hey!! Is anybody in there? HEY!!!
Me: (jumping out of bed and re-directing her to her room)
Moma: Where they all at?
Me: (mumbling something obscene)
Moma: HEY! Where is everybody??? Why ain't there no one here?
Me: Moma, it is 4:00 in the morning. There is no one up, we are all in the bed!
Moma: oh.....
Me: (stomping out of her room, slamming her door)
Moma: Smart ass

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