Today...again

Two posts in one day....don't get used to it.
At lunch today (round 2 of lunch), I got out Moma's left over sandwich half from the previous post and fixed her a fresh glass of tea. I walked away for a few minutes and came back in to find her tearing it into little pieces feeding my dogs. I scolded her and put the dog out on the deck. She said, "Well you put him right out there where I am going". I said, "No, you are not going out there." She said, "Well..yes I am, I'm gonna feed this to your cats." She had her smarty britches on and I was in no mood for it. I said,"No, you are not, and you won't feed it to my dogs either". I reached for her plate and she jerked it away. I said, "Go ahead and wear yourself out fighting me, I am going to win." She stuck out her tongue at me. I snatched the plate and put it in the garbage can. When I turned from her to walk to the garbage can she popped my arm hard. Without thinking, I turned around and popped her back. She drew back her fist, (yes, I am serious) and said, "I'll knock the shit out of you". Nice. By this time, I was shaking, I was so outdone with her (which is what she wants). I said, "I wish you would! You'll find yourself in a nursing home before morning! So take your best shot!" Okay, I stooped to her level (which is 5), but I intended to win that one.